Yesterday I talked about how Don would have improved some of histories greatest movies.  Today we'll talk about the potential of his silver screen career.  Fuck a daytime Emmy, The Don will be working in prime time.


TV Shows that Don could have improve
1. Seinfeld- Seinfeld and Shaw.  Show becomes even more famous than it already was.  Don and Jerry live in an apartment together, hilarity ensues.
2. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air-Fresh Prince of Tallahassee.  Following Dons Early years, all the jive slang and life lessons.
3. Saved By the Bell-Saved by the Don.  Show focuses on Don who plays himself, basically a combination of Slater and Zach Morris, but smarter than Screech.  On the show he would have sexual intercourse with all three girls, lisa, kelly and Jessie.  Not to mention the side girls who pop up through out the shows (i.e. Tori the bad ass leather jacket wearer).
4. Friends-I never really watched this show, guarantee I would if The Don had been it.  I don't really know what it's about all that well, but, in this version The Don is the best friend anyone could have who also has sex with Jennifer Aniston alot.
5. Survivor-As talked about in a previous post, Don would fucking kill on this show.  Fuck a Russell, Don would re-invent the show.  HE'd be a monster at all challenges and a master hunter/fisher/gatherer.  The Social game?  Don would fucking destroy that shit, people would be begging to make a million dollar offering to him at the end of the show. 
6. Baywatch-Don saves alot of lives, has a lot of sex.
7. The Wire- "Donald Comin'!!", "I robs drug dealers", "All in the game yo, all in the game.", "I'm not much for cards but I think these .45's beat a full house."... How fucking bad ass would that be...Donald Shaw instead of Omar Little.  Fuck yeah, give me that Don damn Emmy. 
8. Lost- Series lasts one episode as Don gets them off the island while solving all the dumbass mysteries like the monster and the time shift...I didn't watch this show, but the places it went sound a little fucking ridiculous.  Don brings some sanity back.
9. Real World-Don gets along with everyone, doesn't create any drama, but also doesn't take any shit.  He helps others will their problems and is completely accepting of the token gay guy.
10. South Park-Don tells it like it is, he plays a new kid who instantly becomes the star of the show, taking over Cartman's hilarious 'i'm an asshole' bit and Kyle's insight at then end of the show bit.
11. American Idol-Don wins all the seasons.  He's always our American Idol.


My apologies to the Don, i'm sure my last two posts have disappointed your highness (he likes pictures better than words), tomorrow I will start earlier.