"This is not a democracy, it is a Don Shaw-cracy"

Deacons of Don!  Hear His voice!!  I have been shamed.  I have disappointed the Don.  In doing so, I have never been more disappointed in myself.  Yesterday I angered General Shaw.   Not only was it the single most terrifying event of my life, it would make for the most terrifying story I have ever heard a person tell ever...I'm still shaken as I type this.  As deeply disturbed as I am, I will attempt to recreate the events of the night as they happened.

I was sitting on the couch watching Biggest Loser-everyone's favorite reality based weight loss show- when I felt His wrath...TERRIFYING...yet...hypnotizing.  He kicked open our sliding glass door,  "What the fuck?!," he asked.  I was in no shape to answer the question as I had pulled the blanket to just under my eyes.  "If this is how you're going to use the vast internet i have given to you and all my subjects, then fuck it, shut it down."  I asked for clarification of my sins.  "Clean this shit up" he yelled, ignoring me while slamming his door in my face.  From his chamber he gave me one warning/piece of wisdom.  "Mooooooorrrrrre!" he yelled, shaking the house and my soul to the core.  I hid under my bed with the dogs and my laptop until it was over.  I browsed Michael Moore quotes, trying to unravel the mystery while I cried myself to sleep.


It was under my bed, with the dogs and the retired pokemon cards that I had a dream.  A dream of the true promise this formerly great country possesses.  The potential George W. Bush spoke of .  I heard the words of his father, “You can’t put democracy Don Shaw-cracy and freedom back into a box.”  Most importantly, my dream was of the man who would take us there, I dream of Donnie (no homo).  It was my Don-velation.  Now...we need a Don-volution!!

 the planning begins tommorrow!!!  The Don-ifesto, the path to the Don Shaw-cracy. 


The ever faithful servant of our leader,
Tzo


P.S. He will get there with us.

Your daily links from Don's Wide Web

Sad news, a member of our leaders vast network of influence, captured today.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110210/ap_on_re_us/us_crime_family_feud
-"He introduced himself to his neighbors as Jeffrey Shaw"

A Don-tervention is in order
http://www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AlltXqTEbzp6UskFYTSWOeubvZx4;_ylc=X3oDMTcxcTR1MHYyBF9TAzIwMjM1MzgwNzUEYQMxMTAyMTAgc3BvcnRzIG5mbCBsb2Nrb3V0IHNvbHV0aW9uIHQEY3BvcwM0NARkA3N0BGcDaWQtNjgxMTEEaW50bAN1cwRpdGMDMARsdHh0A09uZXdyaXRlciYjMzk7c3NvbHV0aW9uBHBrZ3YDOQRwb3MDMwRzZWMDdGQtZmVhdARzbGsDbW9yZQR0YXIDaHR0cDovL3Nwb3J0cy55YWhvby5jb20vbmZsL25ld3M_c2x1Zz1qYy1jYmFwcm9wb3NhbDAyMTAxMQR0ZXN0AzcwMQ--/SIG=12gmik6rc/EXP=1297482674/**http%3A//sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news%3Fslug=jc-cbaproposal021011



Don's set to take over yet another country, the movement is spreading
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_exclusive/20110211/pl_yblog_exclusive/mubarak-stays-on-key-questions-and-answers
I've taken the time to answer some of the key questions posed in the article.
Who is really in charge now—the military, Vice President Omar Suleiman or Mubarak?
Obviously, Don...really?!  that was in question?
Why did Mubarak not step down, as rumored?
Don is forcing him to remain in power until he is ready to step in...which is obviously anytime he wants.
What are the chances that Mubarak will remain in office until September?
Not good, Don could take over any day.
What challenges does this latest development hold for the Obama administration; what does the White House do now?
Irrelevant, Don will be taking over both countries shortly.  There will be a joint government, everything will be fine, take a chill pill rest of the world.
What role is the Egyptian military likely to play now?
Whatever role Don wants them to play...or they will die, their choice.