BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!Today was fucking bullshit. Donald Shaw, the man who essentially controls and regulates construction in the state of Florida was shafted. Donald bought the most crisp, wonderful suit this blogger has ever seen. No bullshit, he reminded me of a way better looking Matt Damon, infused with a stylistic greatness that far exceeds that of the once celebrated Puff Daddy.
In spite of the fact that Don now owns a power-suit more intimidating than any worn by Al Capone, Tony Soprano, or Tony Montoya, he was misled. Don was scheduled to run Florida's construction board down in south Florida. This gig is money, paid hotel, food, first class airfare, massages, the works. Florida's most powerful law makers bowing at your feet, begging you to keep the economy going. Women begging for your children. Nothing new for Don, just a weekend in celebration of him.
Instead, through a combination of powerful witchcraft, trickery, and deceit a co-worker swindled it away. Followers, let me tell you, I WAS FURIOUS. No one attacks Shaw nation and gets away with it. I was already blogging our plan of attack when i headed to my 'Sir Donald' meditation room. It was here that i shouted to the skies for an answer from our great leader. "How should i punish the scum of the earth?" "How do you punish what can only be the spawn of Satan?"
It was in this moment of great need that I heard a voice...it was him, my prayers answered. He encouraged me to look past this man's terrible actions. I hung up the phone and finished meditating, i was reinvigorated . Only then, did it Don on me. The suit will live to be dry cleaned again. The man behind it remains. Donald Shaw will rise and the blasphemer will be made a fool. Mere ignorance will be overcome, Don-timidation is not necessary. Donald had saved my life and the cowards life, and I thanked Don for having Don in my life.
"an eye for an eye, we both lose sight"-Donald Shaw/Mahatma Ghandi
Giving all the glory to Don,
Tzo
P.S. tommorrow i will walk you through the construction of the proper Don Cave / meditation room, stay tuned, and above all, carry him with you.
Very creative. Its about time someone recognized the greatness that is "The Shaw" and how it is exemplified through "The Don"
ReplyDeleteI completely agree, this has been a long time coming. Its amazing that in the entire history of this nation, never once has anyone taken the time to appreciate The Shaw.
ReplyDeleteBut don't fret, under the tutelage of our great leader, I intend to lift it from the ashes, and force it into the faces of our false government.
Don-nited States of America, for ever.