Friday, February 18, 2011

I'm proud to be a Don-merican, where at least I know i'm free

All praise to him!!!  Don is great!!!  I'm really feeling the Don tonight.  We all feel the same, i'm sure, so i'll keep it short and sweet. A few lists are in order, perhaps they'll be expanded on later.

5 people Don is better looking than
1. Johnny Depp-old
2. Brad Pitt-looks stupid with long hair
3. Seth Rogen-jew-fro, huge negative
4. Young Sean Connery-too pervy
5. Paul Gossler-too 90s (Zach Morris)

5 people Don is more talented than
1. Kelly Clarkson-My life would suck without Don.
2. Susan Boyles-the Show should be called "Britian's got less talent than Don."
3. Usher-Don could have done a better split at the halftime show.
4. George St. Pierre-Too Canadian
5. Jordan Jefferson-Such a bad quarterback, lacks Dons awareness and accuracy.

Sorry for the short no pic lists folks, we all know how we feel about Don, I know it, He knows it.
Carry Don with you.
One Don.

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