Just when i thought I said all i could say my Don in the house said to make another post today, these are my Donfessions. Man I'm drove, and i don't know what to do, i guess i gotta give you part two of my Donfessions.
While we were all sitting down for our night of romance, and Bachelor marathons, the Don was sitting, watching, making sure we were all safe, being the hero that we need.
"What super powers does the Don possess?", you ask. I have confirmed with the Don that i may tell you about five of them.
Known list of Don's five superpowers
1. X-ray vision- Don can see through things, its pretty pimp. A lesser man such as myself might use that power to see through women's clothing or into showers. Which is surely the reason the Don bestowed this power on Don, and not a weak person like me.
2. Super vision-Don can spot a termite at a range of up to 6 miles.
3. Cyclops attack vision-like Cyclops from the X-men, I guess I'm just trying to say he has really really powerful eyes.
4. Super human strength-obviously.
5. Flight-Don can fly. He doesn't even need a cape.
Sorry for the short post, Don watchers, but if I hurry, Don says he'll fly me to Disney world, jealous much?
"I kissed the Don and I liked it"-Katy Perry, making perhaps the most obvious statement ever.
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