Oh say can you see, by the Don's early light?

This is America!  If I know one fucking thing in my life...it's that Don is a far superior being than I...If I know a second thing, I know that America is fucking better than Egypt...am I wrong fellow Americans?  No, I know that I am not.  The Don confirms, America > Egypt.  

 This camel looks fucking miserable, fuck Egypt, ever seen an unhappy American camel?  fuck no.

Then I ask you, why was Egypt able to get it's shit together before we could?  For Shame America!  They terk our Jobs!!!

Egypt's Mubarak resigns

The pipeline of Don Shaw-cracy has been laid in Egypt, while the entire population of this  "great" country are out looking for jobs.  When the Don comes to power we will all be mere humble servants, giving every American a job (kinda).  Problem solved.


Following Egypt's lead (sigh...), i have laid down the 5 steps that will lead to the resignation of our false president (no way the people would ever choose Obama over Don Shaw-ma), setting the stage for the joint Don-nited states of AmerEgypt.


Don's 5 steps to freedom/eternal servitude!!!
Step 1.  You're like a dream come true, 2. Just wanna be with you, 3.  Cuz it's plain to see that you're the only one for me and 4. repeat steps one through three, 5.make you fall in love with me....Don damn it, Brian McKnight, get out of my head.

1.  Protest, Protest, Protest!!  The key to every successful Don-bellion is protesting.  Get to the streets motherfuckers!!! The time is near!!  We will be setting up locations on campus, outside of the governor's mansion, the white house, and the pentagon, I expect to see you all there, bring your friends.

Protest Benefit Concerts=perks of the job

2. Get out and vote, once this false government falls, we'll all need to "Don the vote"... or die.  Old people will choose another old person if we don't vote.

Cuz once He slit's your throat, you won't have a fuckin voice

3.  Do not lose sight of our goals, after Don's elected president, there's gonna be a lot of people calling for change...again...fuck that...there will be change, bel'ie dat, but it'll be on Don's terms, no fucking communist hippies are gonna be running Don's shit...fuck that...not on my watch.

This fucker is public enemy number one.

4.  Don-flict is the key to victory.  One of the final steps, and i know this is gonna come off as a little harsh, but, we're gonna have to straight murder some people.  The value of street cred can not be understated.  The people need to know who runs shit.  I'm hood enough, I know Don is, but I need each and everyone one of you to find your inner Tupac, DMX, or 50, your Denzel Washington in Training Day.  At the very least, you need to find your inner Ja Rule.  I wanna see a hot gun on everyone's waist, and blood on your shoes; because no one's gonna respect us without some ole fashioned killing in the name of.... 

Pretty fucking gangster.

 Jesus fucking christ, really?!  Just...fuck. me.  If It is really the best you can do...fuck...i guess

5.    Mind-fuck the army...Lastly, and this is kinda fucking important.  Someone has got to get the army on our side, not sure how Egypt did it, but it seems kind of vital.  Otherwise, our murdering is gonna end pretty fucking quick.  While it's on my wish list, i have yet to own any bazookas or flame throwers, much less tanks, helicopters or F-18s.  You know who does?  The fucking army. We seem jolly well fucked if we've gotta go up against them (I stole that, i think from George Carlin).  Hypnotism, some Inception type dream shit on the top generals, blow jobs for rifles programs, whatever...Someone better fuckin do something or this could be a real short Don-volution.

Protests may be as thug-life as we need to go.

The land of the free (enslaved) and the home of the Don.

Don Bless Donmerica

P.S.  I realize my last few posts have not been as worshiping of Don as they should be.  They have been in the name of Don, however, i have not Don enough to preach his Don-ventures.  I intend to remedy that in my upcoming posts.