Live the Don, Love the Don: A day that will live in infamy, forever

Late last night the United States of America fell under attack from a rogue nation/planet of nazi kamakizi aliens...Thank The Don, Don was there. The government has done a fantastic job keeping this whole attempted alien racist invasion thing under wraps, so details are few and far between. What is known is that they attacked the wrong motherfucker...Don attacks back...(cue dramatic music)

(pictured: the wrong motherfucker)

The explosions and alien corpses were photoshopped out by the government.

This man thing is dead, Don is a hero.

(pictured above: Nazi alien kamakazi hybrid)

Don's POV

Though we may never know all of what happened, what is known is that Donald saved the planet, we would all be slaves to the Nazi Alien Alliance if not for him...give thanks.

(i had a picture of hitler with an alien to represent the Nazi Alien Alliance, but i decided it looked too much like a concentration camp picture, and that's fucked up...that's right friends, shit got too real for this blog)

until Don has to stop the next threat, good night Disciples, sleep tight.

5 things we can verify Don said to the aliens while he was doing the killing

1. Yippie-Ki-Yeah, motherfuckers

(pictured above: Bruce Willis lookin like a bitch while Don kills aliens)

2. Oh no you did not shoot that green shit at me (in a cool black guy voice)

"I ain't heard no fat lady" is also reported to have been said.

3. Do you feel lucky? Do ya punks?

note to self: watch this movie

4. I came here to do two things drink some beer and kick some alien ass, looks like we're about out of beer...(Don apparently went to do three things, because he had alot of sex after kicking the asses).