Dear Don, it's me Tzo, I am so far from where I could have been...Dear Don, I would be incomplete, but you came and touched my life in time of need. So I'm thanking you, for all you've DONe, and for sacrificing you're only son... Troy B (with inspiration from Boyz II Men)
I'm so sorry to Don and his followers for missing yesterday's blog post. Decidating my life to The Don left me exhausted, and the devil was able to pull me to his side for the night. I will donate roughly 61 Pesos to the Church of Shaw in repentance.
Speaking of Pesos...man, it would suck to be a Mexican. I wake up every morning and thank Don that I was born an American...Fuck Mexico, that place is terrifying. Thinking about the Pesos/a way to transition into yet another list about Don, I realized...Mexico needs new leadership and Don would be the perfect man to do it. First Egypt, then America, finally, Mexico, the trifecta(The Libyans have also been calling for some Big Sexy Don in their lives as well).
So Tommorrow you Mexicanos will be saved, you'll have my list, The Top 5 reasons Mexico needs a little Don in their lives.
DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON DON!!!!I like it when you shake your Don, baby let me see your Don....something something something something, that DON Da Don Don Don.
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