Saturday, February 26, 2011

THE DON Beat everyone at everything tonight

Robert lost at darts.
Scott lost at ping pong.
I lost at being sexy (not surprising considering the competition).

Don is number one, he's the best person ever. 

At Don's NFL combine he measured 6 foot 3 inches, 220 pounds, ridiculous...he benched 450 lbs...3 times...he is the best...I am drunk...one day good posts will come again, unfortunately not today, give it time...

to put in the 100 words that Don deserves, I will put in random facts about Don...

Don recently ran a 4.05 40...fuck a Chris Johnson
Don can slam dunk two basketballs at once...
As stated before, Don beat Scott (the self proclaimed best darts player ever) at darts
Don is better looking than Matt Damon.
Don was begged to play both FSU baseball and FSU Hockey and turned it down to make sure homes were made in Florida, running the construction board.
Don created the new Dominoes crust.
The Knicks tried to trade for Donald Shaw before Carmello, but were rebuffed for making such an obnoxiously ridiculous trade.
Don taught Anderson Silva his front kick.
The Cardinals did not resign Albert Puljos in the hopes of being able to sign Donald Shaw.

Don's number one, catch up with him tommorrow.

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