For years he has been studying and training to face The Dark Don, that battle is on the horizon...
I just realized, he will one day be the evil Dr. Rob Ranger, this is what I imagine he and his gang of miscreants will look like.
The few known facts about Ranger Rob and his life
This would have been a great character for him, given how little is known about him..."South Park did it!!"...damn you South Park!!!
Grew up in Louisiana, a notorious hotbed for evil mastermind development
look at that beast...The moat protecting Rob's Evil lair is swimming with them.
This is how Don sees you Rob, as a tiny evil baby
Undergraduate Degree in Psychology, makes sense, given his evil mind reading abilities. The fact that he is now a grad student, makes sense given the demand for Psych Undergrads in the business world. (Sick burn on psych degrees)
That guy makes 45k a year????Fuck me, I want his life...I wonder what the market for an unemployed, hilarious blogger with a General Studies degree is?
Bachelor of General Studies, Interdisciplinary Studies with minors in psychology, history, and sociology, by the way.
Was once a good guy-Rob was once on the good path, following Don-inaity with his entire heart...that is until his education got in the way.
me being attacked by Ranger Rob and his evil dog, look at the pure joy in his face...luckily the Don saved me before Rob could "get off" on my murder.
No respect for women, I'll just say this one as plainly as I can, Rob owns wife beaters, he wears them often, if you know what i mean...sorry, that wasn't plain at all...Rob hits women.
He usually loses the fights, but still, you can't be hitting women. (note: I had a pic of Rob harming a woman, i lost it, i'm pretty pissed about this, yet, too lazy to find it again.
ha, i found this one...show some fuckin respect Ranger Rob, or Don will beat it into you.
Fights in Packs, rob has an entire gang of tiny bad guys on his side.
adorable henchmen, but henchmen none the less.
A few of Rob's Henchmen/Minions
If you see them, don't be a hero, just run, unless you're Don
"Aimee-baby", as he calls her...she has the power to trick anyone into anything using her incredible sweetness.
Succubus!!!j/k...her sweetness lulls me into feeling bad...also, the comments i made on this picture on facebook make no fucking sense. I'm 99.8% sure i was hammered when i made them.
Tommy "The Tommy Gun" Smith, the crazy man/bad ass/womanizer of the group, Tommy will attack a motherfucker for looking at him stupid...Tommy will sleep with your girlfriend, then beat your ass for it.
This man will fuck you up.
"Attack Drew" the groups evil attack dog.
oh yeah, laser eyes, did i mention the fucking laser eyes? (I know I didn't, I was saving it for this terrifying picture)
It was at the center of FSU's campus that the battle began and Rob's stupid mouth started writing checks his butt couldn't cash(foreeeeshadowing)...
Rob:"Our arrows will blot out the sun"
Dark Don (said very coolly, if i might add):"The we'll fight in the shade"
Don (turning to me and the other Deacons):"Give them nothing, but take from them everything!!"...
A shrill voice from seemingly nowhere: "The Battle Begins NOW!!!! "
The battle had begun....To Be Continued....
PS Judging from this blog you would think I only recently saw "300", not the case...it is an extremely quotable movie with tons of pictures to choose from.
Do I win?
ReplyDeleteAlso, you were watching 300 just the other day. Put down your drink. And by the way, you can't say that Don says something "cooly" and then make a typo. Again, put down the drink.