Donald Shaw, more impressive than Jesus

Yesterday my back fucking hurt.  I left work an hour early to go to a "doctor."  This "doctor" basically called me a pussy and told me to get my shit together.  Fuck that guy.  He left me with some goddamn muscle relaxants and an anti inflammatory.  Fucking Bullshit.  What the fuck was I thinking?  Going to that fucking sham doctor, buying into the pharmaceutical industries propaganda.  I was an idiot.

Meet Doctor Chucklefuck, Dr. Chuckles originally diagnosed me as having cancer of the vagina.

In the end, I believe I redeemed myself Don-sciples.  I meditated and I went back to the core source of all of our powers, our lives.  I went to the Don.  In seconds, my back was healed, not unlike Jesus healing the blind man.  The only difference was healing back pain is more impressive, and Don is cooler than Jesus.  I guarantee you, if you ask anyone who's back is hurting which miracle is more impressive, they will tell you healing the mysteries of their back pain.  Ask a blind man who is cooler, and he will surely say Don is cooler than Jesus.  Ipso facto, Don, and his miracle are more impressive.

Jesus healing a blind man, impressive enough, at least for his time.

So with our minds turned to all that the Don has, will, and can do for us we give him thanks.  Thank You Don Shaw, for doing what you do, and for watching my shoes.