It's not really a problem, so much as that it's frustrating. I have never beaten Don at anything. I fucking hate it. He consistently beats me at ping pong, darts, and woo-ing women. He gets paid more than me, is better looking than me, and dresses better than me. It gets so frustrating.
Tonight we're playing beer pong and poker. It's pretty much like I am getting drunk on Don (because of how badly he is going to beat me). Additionally, prior to getting drunk on Don, i will defacto donate money to him because he is going to dominate everyone in poker.
But, I can't be mad, in the end this is what living The Don is all about. You challenge yourself in an attempt to make yourself better, and he beats you. C'est la vie. Living The Don lets us all acknowledge that only one person is perfect. In knowing that we can never reach his level it allows all of us to accept our flaws. Additionally, it puts us in our place. You'll never see me talking shit to anyone, because I know at any moment The Shaw-man can come and dominate me. Bless you for that Donald Shaw. You're my hero. Love The Don. Goodnight everyone.
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