The Don, keeping it real

The Don kills it, he's the best and he deserves everything.  Do you want to be the best?  Do you want to keep it real?  Do you want to deserve everything?

Tonight i give you a brief list of things you can do to bring yourself closer to emulating The Don and the magic that is Donald Shaw.


5 ways your poser ass can be more like Don
1. 1+ vaginas a day makes the sexiness stay
Not a day goes by where Don doesn't get vagini, its like eating to Don.  Don's heirarchy of needs: Vagini, Sleep, Eat, Drink, look good.  Ladies is pimps too, go on brush your shoulders off, and have sex with multiple men, which will in turn make everyone's job easier...We can't all be Don and bang virgins all the time.

Don's vagini line up for this week, eat your heart out aggies, cowgirls love The Don.

2. Dress the part, look the part-while some state agencies require a tie to be worn daily, you, the Donnabe in training should keep it real.  Business casual, fuck the institution, if you wear a tie, Don hates you, and can easily identify you as a poseur ass pussy.  Take off the fucking tie future business man of America, or prepare to eat Don's fist.

This guy does not get punched in the face, bow ties are the shit.

3. Be smarter than everyone ever, and know it- The Don is smarter than me, I know it, he knows it.  Still, we can all  vie for the number two spot.  We'll never be Don, obviously, we're not good enough, but we can try to be just slightly worse people.

 Your brain is a pussy.

4. Volunteer-Don volunteers for all kinds of shit, breast cancer walk-a-thons, children's cancer tel-a-thons, benefit concerts, fucking everything.  If you wanna be like The Don, you gotta be selfless, but at the same time know that you're the most interesting, best, most deserving person, dead or alive.

 Don's kind of self centered, but in a cool way

5. Keep it real-for us normal poser ass Donaabe mortals, sometimes, keeping it real goes wrong.  As evidenced by Dave Chapelle's famous skits.  For Don, keeping it real never goes wrong.  Don is never embarrased, hurt, or scared.  We have to minimize our keeping it real going wrong.  To be like The Don, you've got to stop getting played, and be a pimp all the fucking time.  This is the most important part of being The Don!  KEEP IT REAL!