Don's voice, and why it makes angels cry

Because it is fucking heavenly.  I cry like a little girl everytime I hear it, it's just so fucking beautiful.  I cry like there's a touching episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on.  That fucking meaningful.  I cry like it's the episode of a reality tv show where the contestants go home. That fucking touching.  Finally, I cry like I'm hearing the fucking national anthem, I'm that fucking proud.  The voice is heavenly.  

I know sweetheart, just when you thought you were Done crying from the orphanage ordeal, fucking Ty Pennington comes on tv and tells you that "the renovations begin now", that shit gets me too.

Words really can not express how beautiful his voice is, so i'll try to tell you what a few songs would be like if The Don graced the tracks with his magnificent voice.


5 songs that would be infinitely better with Don in them.
 1. "Love Song"-Sarah Barellis-Don would turn this beat into a true fucking love song, bitches would be tearing up all over the place.  Straight slitting their wrists from the heartbreak of Don not writing them a love song, cuz they asked for it, cuz they needed one.  Fuck that shit, The Don is The Don.

Bitches be cryin'.

 

2. "umm bop"-Hanson-Yo, can u fucking imagine Don combined with the flowing locks of the Hanson brothers?  That shit would be amazing, Don head banging to umm bop, beautiful brown mane bouncing all around...holy shit, I just got light headed just thinking about it...man, mind blowing.

Can you imagine Don gangsta leanin in the background, epic.

 

3. "I'll make love to you"-Boyz II men-Three words...Panties Dropping Worldwide

4."Gangster's Paradise"-Coolio-Don's voice on this track would lend some much needed credibility to this wanna be gangsta album.  I think when he hit the "tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt, are you and me" part...I think a lot of people would think differently about their lives.  Especially troubled minority youths.

Dear Don...Coolio, please contact Don, this child needs this track badly.  

(pictured above: the Youth of the Nation)

5. "Bohemian Rhapsody"-Queen-Don's voice would make this already epic track super-epic.  This song with Don's voice is the stuff of legends.  The range of emotions, the crazy 'cock out' rocking, all redefined with Don's ear splitting (in a good way) vocals. 

What are the four elements?  Don (soprano), Don (Alto), Don (tenor), and Don (Bass).

Yo Ryan Seacrest, get this man a spot on the next Idol tour, or I will straight murder that british fuck Simon Cowell, no bull shit Seacrest.

Keep taunting The Don and I, Cowell.  Your time is coming.