"Because he's the hero Tallahassee deserves..."

"but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. He's not a hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the Dark Don"...


No, not Donnie Darko you fools.  The Dark Don, and he is the hero we've all been waiting for.  The man who will clean the hippies from the street.

Artist's rendition of The Dark Don

I have already detailed several of The Dark Don's powers in previous posts, that is not what this is about friends...this is about the fight that is to come...the ultimate battle...the battle for Tallahassee...Evil is about to arise, The Dark Don will be there...the unruly Ranger Rob is coming...