Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Welcome to Shawville, where sexy never left.

This message is for the ladies....STOP!
Do you have any idea how annoying it is to get 30 or so emails and phone calls a day? Now think about being a guy in that scenario, a guy who likes vagina.  Now let's pretend you're you.  Why would you think it was okay to contact me begging for another man's penis?  WHY?!  I hope you know I cry at night because of you.  I understand that The Don is the best looking male in the state of Florida, but come on.  Show a little respect for a fellow human being, and please, stop torturing me.  Ms. Demi Moore, if you're reading (which I know you are, you're fucking obsessed) I'm two calls away from filing a restraining order.  The point is ladies, we all love The Don, which is a good thing.  Just please, show a little respect.  Limit your interactions with Don to sleeping with him, or catcalling, and leave me out of it.  I can't fucking take it anymore.

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