Welcome back, followers of the Don! Peace be with Don (and also with you)! Our great Don's Chiefs ruled the day yesterday. Of course! When has the Don every been wrong? If Don is a Chief then we are all Chiefs! Since we are all Chiefs, we are all Champions!!! Praise be Don!!
Now, I'm certain many of you have heard tell of the Chiefs alleged savior, one Taylor Swift. I say blasphemy, friends!! I knew she was trouble when she walked in! Anti-Hero?! You're damn right! Do not worship false idols! True believers know who brought this Chiefs victory! Shake it off (the madness)! If you've got a blank space, baby, you should write HIS name! Our song is not one of slamming screen doors, or sneaking out late! Our song is one of victory! I'm certainly asking Don if he can play it again!
Just because the blog has gone dark does not mean that I've stopped believing. To paraphrase the great William (Bill) Burr on going to church: 'Don's everywhere, but I've got to go to this blog (church) to see him? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe him money?' Nay, friends! You praise the Don in the nature of your choosing. Life's Don and the world would be a better place if we'd all just be a little more Don!
Until next time, true believers...The Don lives!! A Champion for all times!
-Tzo, who is not worthy.
